madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

(via smileitssunnyhunny)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via outofmymind-justintime)

  • salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
  • helga: shoot
  • salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
  • rowena: what
  • salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
  • rowena: its an eagle
  • salazar: okay whatever
  • godric: i dont think uh
  • salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
  • godric: okay dude no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
  • salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
  • helga:
  • rowena:
  • godric:
  • salazar:
  • helga: what did you do
  • salazar: NOTHING

foxnewsofficial:

easy notes: make a post about wanting to do literally anything enjoyable (but nonsexual) with a person and then contrast it with also wanting to have rough sex with them

jeffuwu:

are u trying to tell me i can hang out with my friends and not have to fuck them at the end of the night? im not buying it

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via freebre13)

idols-to-rivals:

faithcomeshope:

teamheya:

'Girl picking up girls'

everyone needs to watch this!

This is great.

This brings me hope!

(via afuckinghilariousbitch)

blasianxbri:

vosegus:

fuckyeahexistentialism:

kids books, reimagined

FAF
summer reading corner ;)

ALLL OF THESE

(via afuckinghilariousbitch)

  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons

thefaggiah:

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

(via xxplaidandthebootyxx)

lacigreen:

fully prepared to fight for sex ed till i keel over dead