jesuschristofficial:

I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go

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penicillium-pusher:

Alternately titled: Why We Need a Change in Sex Education

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dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

wickedsteph:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!

Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

(via afuckinghilariousbitch)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

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at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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tessanetting:

everydreamstartswithdisney:

booptch:

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I AM LAUGHING OMFG I CANNOT BREATHE PLAYING IT AGAIN AHHHHH HAHA

OH MY GOD I AM ON THE FLOOR

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captain-georgeuniverse:

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

That. Is. Amazing.

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