1. 18 May



    sadillite:

    all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

    (via isolemnly-swe4r)

     

  2. 18 May


    dream-x-harder: Beautiful blog that follows back Click for a promo. Porn

    dream-x-harder:

    Beautiful blog that follows back

    Click for a promo.

    Porn

    (Source: tinsoftware, via shrwood2)

     

  3. 18 May



    mollywhoaftw:

    crowleys-angel:

    crayolaxmonster:

    tayvengeance:

    4rcticmonkey:

    Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

    sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

    Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

    At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

    Just like my social life

    (Source: brendonboredurie, via shrwood2)

     

  4. 18 May



    May or may not have sent a text saying “what colour are your eyebrows” tonight. Whatever, he didn’t even respond.

     

  5. 18 May



    lilbunnygirl:

    *gives you a lap dance for curly fries*

    (via lepreas)

     

  6. 18 May



    koolaidicecubes:

    gayleaf:

    I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*

    *has angry sex with the hole*

    (Source: rgfk, via pizza)

     

  7. 17 May



    1. me: eats a snack while making a snack
     

  8. 17 May



    wishcave:

    *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

    (via pizza)

     

  9. 17 May


    eillak:  

    eillak:

     

    (via bemmons)

     

  10. 17 May



    opolla:

    tricksterroxylalonde:

    ectogasmic:

    napoleonbonerhard:

    Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
    Macklemore

    dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??

    wow

    whoops my hand slipped

    (via afuckinghilariousbitch)

     

  11. 17 May


    anitacumberbatch: loveinallcolors: Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child? Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never. Ellen: Ok. Tina: Not even after it’s born. Ellen: Not even after it’s born? Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom. Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you. All the awards. Parenting: A+

    anitacumberbatch:

    loveinallcolors:

    Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?

    Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.

    Ellen: Ok.

    Tina: Not even after it’s born.

    Ellen: Not even after it’s born?

    Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.

    Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.

    All the awards.

    Parenting: A+

    (Source: alfonsodisparioso, via afuckinghilariousbitch)

     

  12. 17 May



    therealhorusszahhak:

    This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
    I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

    (via afuckinghilariousbitch)

     

  13. 17 May



    rampaigehalseyface:

    seababe:

    You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

    image

    (Source: glial, via afuckinghilariousbitch)